Finally a Nigerian who is stuck in space sent a morse code alerting earthlings. Subject: Nigerian Astronaut Wants To Come Home Dr. Bakare Tunde Astronautics Project Manager National Space Research and Development Agency (NASRDA) Plot 555 Misau Street PMB 437 Garki, Abuja, FCT NIGERIA Dear Mr. Sir, REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE-STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL I am Dr. … [Read more…]
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fel l into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, “Why are you crying?” The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living. The … [Read more…]
How can you recreate a 503 error when your website had one. That had been getting through my mind, ever since my website had been down for a 503 error. I host with godaddy and they rectified the error, and wrote back to me saying that they were not able recreate the 503 error and … [Read more…]
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” “What?” said the puzzled groom. “How can that be if you’ve been married ten times?” “Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great … [Read more…]
A co-worker got a pen stuck inside our printer. He started to try and remove the pen, but I told him we don’t have time for that now, just put a note on the printer telling folks not to use it and then report it to the Help Desk. So he grabbed a piece of … [Read more…]
Look carefully, right side of the donuts.