Ugly email exchange between us army recruiter and gay man (with misspellings and caps lock abuse)

Here’s some of the email exchange between Corey Andrew of Jersey City and Sgt. Marcia Ramode on Feb. 27 and March 1 as provided to The Jersey Journal by Andrew. Misspellings, capital letters and grammatical errors are as they appear in the emails: Sgt. Ramode: My name is Marcia Ramode, and I am United States … [Read more…]

Daughters letter to Mom

A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands: Dear … [Read more…]

If ancient Rome had the Internet…

* The destruction of Pompeii in 79AD is the most viewed video at YouTube. The first comment is…”OMG so cool! Volcanos ROCK!” * Attila the Hun has his own MySpace page. Nobody ever rejects his “invite a friend” emails. * The soothsayer’s “Ides of March” email fails to get Caesar’s proper attention as it’s inadvertently … [Read more…]